Monday, April 03, 2006, 11:03 AM
i fainted b4 i cud even meet my eye candie`

"GRIND ME & I'LL FAINT . "

tis u gotta noe ;
i jus fainted ytd .
get tat ryte , FAINTED . yupps . ..

i went for de meeetin wif ARI WIBOWO ytd .. at ps. i was late actually .. reached thre at arnd 1 wen tat meetin starts at 2.. well, in de end he came late cos` of de traffic congestn along orchard .lols .
so ppl were oredy crowdin arnd de stupid stage wen i arrived .. n guess wat ?? it was filled wif makciks makciks .. yucks ! eeeuuw . so KPO wanna meet ari wibowo.. AS IF ari wanna meet u makciks . he dont okaes . so wat if he did ytd ?? it was bcos out of obligatn u shitt head`. he wanna meet ppl lyke us teenagers . not makciks ... arrggh puhh-leesse. gimme face . gimme a break .
if fact makciks , u shitts shudnt b thre . u shud b stayin` at home lukin after ur grandchildren or even complete ur 5 prayers . twitt .
it was so retarded seein makciks in scarfs screamin "AAAAARRRIIIII !!! ".. siao . its for me only.

k.. so generally , it was very obvious tat tis kind of ting surely hav a huge crowd one .. ytd was 30thousand .wooww! den de bloody-penguin makcik in front of me was lyke scoldin` me for bein too close to her .. i was lyke wat de fcuk ??
hello ?? crowd roars ..
ppl at de back were pushin me .. siao .hope u ppl die of a teribble death .
so i scolded tat penguin back n she start tellin` her fren tat teenagers nowadays re rude .. so wat ??big fcuk ? naah ...shitt head.
n thres tis bloody short a.i.b.i indonesian maid . if u wonder wats a.i.b.i is ... it stands for "ACT INNOCENT BUAY INNOCENT " . how u noe its a maid ?? duh its bloody obvious .. indonesians cum hre to work as dosmetic helpers n tats maids for short .
n tis a.i.b.i maid was lyke pushin` me non-stop cos she wanna get to de front . bitch . i told her off to get back away frm me .n she gav me tat stupid face .. i noe u re nt educated .so don bother to tell me by givin me tat stupid luk shitt head ..
n wat did i do ? since she wanna get close wif me ..i stepp on her foot umpteen times ! hahahas.. tats wat u deserve` bitch . she kept starin at me ..n i gav her tat i'm-stuckup-n-so-wat-i-dont-care-n-i-dont-noe-u face .

k.. so hres whre de thrill starts ...
jus 2 mins b4 ari arrives. .. everythin arnd me got so bright tat i cud not even luk up .. in a split sec , i realised tat de ppl were oredy lukin` at me .n tat were black-faced ppl . tats all i noe . i kept havin de impression tat i was still watchin de show ... bt i wasnt . i was oredy flat on de grnd . bt i cud heard ppl shoutin "pengsan !pengsan ! ader bdk pengsan !" .. i thot it was sumbody else . n nex moment , wen i woke up .. i was at de back of de stage wif my mom . i was lyke "eh ?? y i'm hre ?"
my mom told me tat i fainted . really ?
f.y.i , i didnt hav my breakfast ytd . nt even a drink . i woke up in de mornin , bathe n leave de house. so ..i skipped brunch in other words . shhhesh .

n guess wat ?? tat bloody bitch maid got scoldings frm my dad !! hahaahs. ..nanny nanny putt` putt ! orbi orbi ~

i was given medicated oil . sumbody fanned me . hahahs . so honoured. heh .

so if u were wonderin whether i got to meet ari wibowo or nt .. no.i dint .cos i fainted b4 i cud even meet my eye candie . hahas .. den my parents brought me to burger king for a drink .
i nid more glucose pls .

i was goin` bonkers tat time .. i told jo to meet me outside body shop . bt i was goin down de escalator to burger king ! n i called sl to meet me in de toilet at lvl one bt was squattin` down outside kfc . totall madness .
jo kept askin` me whther i was okae or nt .. ahahas. so concern .i was ..NOT. hahas.naah .. okae la. jus nid to rest for awhile. ..
after finishin` 22oz. of ice lemon tea. .we headed for far east for lunch .

SUPRSINGLY , after we tapped our cards .. we met de clean maoist ..hahas ! at dhobby ghaut mrt .jo was askin` me abt tat chicken .. so i was tellin her abt him actually wen he appeared in front of me ...

jesse : "ch..ch ch ! mi.. ch ..!" (jumpin lyke a bunny ..) don worry , its nt easter dae .
mii : " whre .. ? whre ?"( eyes scannin for ta big ears n small-eyed guy )
mii : " eh..ya huhs .. " (silent)
mii : " jesse, yz ! " ( in a slplit moment, i luk away.shocked,dum-struck,flabbergasted.)
jesse : "ya . haha! "

so tat was our rxn . hha .
funny how a chicken can b . he saw us n guess wat hes reactn was ? ??
he smiled so wide, showin off hes teeth i tink , n covered hes eyes wif de hands ..stupid .
as if we were lyke sum kind of freaks ..gonna eat him up .nuts .shitt head.
n i was lyke .. wat was tat all abt ??

so after far east , we went to tis mystery place . sumwhre near de irish pub.nice place to take pics. hahas. only me,jesse n lianna .jo gotta go home to complete her hmwk . poor girl .nvm ..work hard gurl cos NUS is waitin` for u . aahas.
lianna n mii was lyke retarded .we kept laughin our lungs out , entertainin our poor sis hu was down ytd ..donno for wat ..
we sang ..danced ..haha.. funny glerr man ..


so ..tats wat happened ytd .. frm faintin` to flirtin` .haha. .naah .. no hott guys to flirt wif ..LOLS. mayb frm faintin to laughin ?? heh .tats awesomely dumb! clapps .

don cha wish u re hott` lyke us ??
don cha ?
can u kip up ? pussycat meows make me lose my breath..

its hard to control myself .

song collaborated by memii fananna . cute name .


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